Monthly Archives: December 2013

Larry’s Kids

Yes, you read that correctly. Larry’s kids not Jerry’s kids, though it’s always possible they were both. There were 3 of them and they were awful. Well the youngest was kind of cute in her own way but she primary … Continue reading

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Blunders Galore-Drunk

Yes, normally I LOVE to drink. However, right now I’m in recovery. I started drinking when I was 17 and LOVED it. I still love it but it causes all kinds of problems. There are DWI’s (2), hospitals (multiple), finding lumps and scraps … Continue reading

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A Message From God

I came home from work one day when I was in my mid-twenties and was greeted by my roommate Cathy. “Don’t talk in here, the neighbor is listening.”  I was a bit alarmed. I followed her quietly out of the … Continue reading

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The Pit and The Goth Girl

My brother and I spent several days constructing a large pit for Michelle to fall into when she came for Christmas. It was so deep that both of us could stand in it without being seen. We then made a … Continue reading

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Jim and Tammy Baker

My grandmother held a small tube with a piece of wood in it for me to see. “It’s a piece of the Cross,” she said. I asked her where she got it. “I donated money to Jim and Tammy Baker,” … Continue reading

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Carol and Gordon, Creepy Christmas Part 3

Gordon was nice enough. Except he also showed up for Christmas a bit tipsy. This was odd since he was a producer at a Christian TV station. His red nose all lit up like Rudolph. He was just benign…like a … Continue reading

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The Autoharp and Gun

Sigh, the Creepy Christmas Autoharp in full glory. My ‘aunt’ Ruth, not a real aunt but some crazy woman adopted by my grandmother when Ruth was pregnant and 18 years old. Now she was older and  morbidly obese. This was … Continue reading

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